Who: Tarn and/or his (giant) undead demon wolf-beast and You!
What: Choose your own adventure. Put a 1, 2, 3, or 4 in the subject line if you can't think of how you'd like to start things off. No number is also more than perfect!
Where: New DJD Territory [nearly 3 'neighbourhoods' of Prima's abandoned little micro city now belong to THIS guy. He's been redecorating.]
When: Now. [After Rung's death, and after Tarn's been placed on the Defense Committe]
Warnings: Animal abuse / hunting. Will update if things get worse. [PS: Permission Post]

Option 1: A guy's gotta eat right? In this case that 'guy' would be a turbofox. Tarn is either in the midst of feeding his pet live game, or he's helping the wittle cutie-paws play with its prey. This option will probably be gruesome and this machine WAS tested on animals. You're welcome to come check out the death bellow of a geardeer.

Option 2: Decepticon eye for the tasteless guy. Tarn is continuing his redecorating. Sure Prima's half-finished city looks super classy but why not watch Tarn bust down some walls he doesn't need, or admire how lovingly he paints those new Decepticon emblems onto the other walls he will allow to continue existing?

Option 3: Santa's little helpers (Frenzy and Dirge) have been going through the trash for their new boss (because, let's face it, that's a little beneath him) and have found him some of those precision rifles he's been looking for. Also a giant blender, a hot tub, and a chair. Oh god he's so alone. Feel free to find Tarn chilling on a balcony above you, trying out a collection of sniper rifles on for size.

Option 4: You were just going for a walk, minding your own business in this super swanky little golden city when you're found by the cutest little elephant-sized, drooling, undead, wild wolf-monster. It would like to say hello. And if you're a robot, it would like to say hello to your insides.

Other: None of the above, let's rock this improv style!

WHO: Megatronus Prime and anyone volunteering to come along on his monster killin' Badlands expedition.
WHERE: The arena in Megatronus' sector.
WHEN: Wednesday through early Saturday.
WHAT: After putting out a call for volunteers to come out to the Badlands with him and cure their monster problem once and for all, Megatronus waits for interested parties to show. Those brave enough to make an appearance will be given a bonus power for the next week or so.
WARNINGS: The potential for graphic violence exists beyond the cut.

( Just because he asked for your help doesn't mean he needs it. )

WHO: Four, Tarn, and eventually Frenzy
WHERE: Starting at the entrance of Liege's place
WHEN: A few days after this
WHAT: Four has fun at Tarn's place. Things happen afterwards.
WARNINGS: Bad stuff and unfortunate Stitchpunks.
( What could go wrong? )

WHO: Dirge and Tarn
WHERE: Prima's sector.
WHEN: Right the heck now
WHAT: Dirge brings Tarn some stuff in exchange for info about sparkeaters
WARNINGS: Its Dirge and Tarn. So. Who knows?

Following the coordinates Tarn had sent him was relatively simple. Bringing the items he had requested- not so much. A lot of the little things could fit in his cockpit but the bigger stuff wouldn't and it needed to be stored somewhere while he was in jet mode. Thankfully, Dirge had found himself a giant roll of duct tape earlier and he'd ended up employing large quantities of it to bind the rest of his cargo to various spots on his body.

That is why the jet's silhouette as he lands at the meeting spot is suspiciously both spiky and lumpy. And also why when he transforms, he has several pain causing implements haphazardly stuck all over his plating.

WHO: Frenzy and OPEN because, dude, you know you want to hang out with this lovable bundle of joy!
WHERE: Oh, around; mostly where the geardeer are gathering.
WHEN: Oh, you know, mostly around the time the geardeer are appearing. Sometime after confronting the pet and then getting some sort of replacement for the ARM HE LOST.
WHAT: Because the deer are said to be big enough for a smaller Cybertronian to ride on - come on, that was obviously an invite. So, Frenzy's totally gotta go check these things out. Plus, you know, PRESENTS!!
WARNINGS: Frenzy being a big dumb, as usual.

( HOLY COW )

Who: Blackarachnia, OPEN
Where: The Junk Pile
When: Christmas day, all day
What: Finding her present, and some of the stranger things happening out there.
Warnings: Blackarachnia being herself.

Today was supposed to be some special gift giving day for the organics. Not that Blackarachnia cared at all. In fact the widow would have been content working on one of her many projects and probably would have if she hadn't noticed two things happening over the junk pile. First, the lights from the Lambda. Even to her distracted optics they were hard to miss. Which, lead her into realizing that it was... snowing over there.

Blackarachnia had a few moments of contemplation before she set down the wrench she had been working with and headed out. It wasn't a long trip, and one she had made many times. But, she wasn't expecting to see creatures there! Or snow on Cybertron for that matter. Where in the pit did this come from?

She makes her way over the various obstacles before reaching her own mini outpost hidden amongst the trash. Once she got there, she found a strange present wrapped and waiting for her.  So, where did this come from? The gift inside was a nice surprise. She gave the butterfly knife a few flips to get a feel for her new toy before wandering out into the snow covered junk piles.

There were mechanical deer to examine and she was not going to pass that up. And perhaps she would run into something else interesting while she was here.

WHO: Anyone and Everyone!
WHERE: Around various parts of Haven
WHEN: From now until what counts as 'New Years' for Cybertron (New Years Day for us?)
WHAT: Tree Decorating!
WARNINGS: Infinite cute and maybe tree eating

Well, Kay and Elita had done it. It took awhile, and surprisingly, all in one night, but they'd been able to grab branches from the large crystal trees that the pink robot had grown, and placed them all around Haven. Where, specifically? Outside the temples! Really, surprised no one noticed it.  But to those who walk out of the them, they'll now notice a tree on either their right or left, empty, glittering, and with a note.

( Click to see note )

What could this mean? What's this? There's trees everywhere! What's this? And depending on what your alignment is/where you live, you'll get a different tree. 

(ooc: I'll be putting comments up for each quadrant's tree. Comment under whichever one you'd like to react to/decorate/chat with people under. It's a huge mingle thread! Also, don't forget to put your tag in the log!

WHO: Vector Prime and YOU!
WHERE: Solus Prime's medbay!
WHEN During the week; timing can be flexed.
WHAT: COME VISIT VECTOR IN THE MEDBAY. He is an unhappy (not-so-)little spacejet recovering from his fight against Ramjet!

( ... )

who: The DJD's 'pet' Turbofox AND YOU!
what: Oh you know, just your average robot Eldritch Abomination... that someone has apparently decided was awesome pet material. This is essentially a member of the robot undead (probably!) but it's one of the speedy, vicious ones instead of slow and shambling.
when: After the glyphless event (and like all fauna coming through the lambda, The Pet lacks a glyph).
where: The wee (probably the size of a small elephant) darling is wandering around the junk pile, trailing its leash behind it.
warnings: Half-wild, aggressively savage (giant?) animal that would love to eat your robot soul, but will settle for maulings instead. **Edit: Probably non-aggressive to things without sparks.
Note: Anything goes! Do whatever you want with the creature, just don't kill it, and Tarn is going to need to be able to get it back eventually. It would probably be weird if more than one person took it home too because continuity, so it might end up escaping if more than one person tries this. Also: Permissions Post *If you've said it's okay for Tarn to hurt your folk, that'll cover damage from The Pet too.

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( +1 for the DJD happy family )