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re_alignment_logs2012-08-09 09:34 am
whirlybird_of_prey) wrote in re_alignment_logs2012-08-09 09:34 am
Rest in peace, pinky toe... YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!
Who: Whirl and OPEN so...uh..hopefully someone?
What: Whirl's been shot in the ass. And IS an ass so he refused to get help. From the guy who shot him in the ass. Go figure.
Where: The Junk Pile
When: nowish
Warnings: WHIRL.
Legitimately, Whirl can't even get that upset by events. Uh, not because he has a conscience or anything and thinks/realizes he actually brought the whole thing on himself by snatching Vandal (she totally deserved it because she lied about the acid), but because, yeah, well, this is how Whirl's life works.
What: Whirl's been shot in the ass. And IS an ass so he refused to get help. From the guy who shot him in the ass. Go figure.
Where: The Junk Pile
When: nowish
Warnings: WHIRL.
Legitimately, Whirl can't even get that upset by events. Uh, not because he has a conscience or anything and thinks/realizes he actually brought the whole thing on himself by snatching Vandal (she totally deserved it because she lied about the acid), but because, yeah, well, this is how Whirl's life works.
Suck. Everything goes to suck.
Not being able to fly sucks. But worse than that? The pain is getting boring. Limping got boring a few cycles ago.
He's limping his way across the junk pile, a trail of energon turning clotty on the ground behind him. Easy to track, and for a klik it had bugged him, but whatever. Even being hunted down and killed would be less boring.
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Did Prism attack you too?
(no Prism is too busy with Drift)
"No. Don't know any fraggin' Prison." Eeeeexcept the one Ultra Magnus kept threatening him with. "Go away."
8'( ...Blurr is going to arrest him.
"I said PRISM not pri-son 686 Ebullient Prism the Monitor of Line Installation 1-4 that arrived recently YOU DON'T Want to meet him trust me." Not going anywhere, sorry. "Whathappenedtoyou?"
don't arrest Drift he's just dumb
"Why don't I want to meet him? What are you, my fraggin' social director?" Don't tell Whirl what not to do! It can only end in tears.
Tear. He only has one optic.
"What's it look like? I got shot."
XD No, not Drift. PRISM: http://re-alignment.dreamwidth.org/24028.html
"No I am an Elite Guard Agent and it's my job to make sure no one is in rick and to take care of dangerous individuals HO-WE-VER if you enjoy being tied up with tentacles cut open and someone unwanted messing with your processor who I am to stop you?"
Blurr just has no luck with Once eye mechs, uh?
"Where and why exactly?"
j/k?
Could be fun~!
'No one is in rick'? What? Who the frag is Rick?
Shake it off, Whirl. You've dealt with worse. Okay, normally you could shoot them. But still.
"Hey, let's not talk about my fetishes, okay? We just fraggin' met."
He rolls his, uh, optic. "IN THE AFT." That's where. Why? "Because Perceptor is a traitor." What else would you call an Autobot that shoots another Autobot?
ah gotcha ^^' 1/2
And me meant risk, oops.
"Sorry I didn't knew you had shame COME ONE I will get you to Ratchet he will fix you if you behav....in your aft." He's trying to keep a straight face.
Trying.
2/2
He needed that laugh. And he's backing the frag away from Whirl because he's sure the other mech will try to shot him at any moment.
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Go ahead, laugh at his pain. It's okay. Totally Autobot good guy. Awesome.
"Guess you're missing the important part. Hello. Red on red crime here."
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He approaches the other mech but he's still keeping his distance and making sure he has time to run. Blurr doesn't trust Whirl any farther than he can throw him.
"Why Perceptor shot you HE rarely does things like that without a reason."
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"Yeah. Whatever. Whyn't you ask him?"
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"Becausehesnothere. Okay so..promise me you won't try to kill me and I will help you get to the closest temple with a medbay."
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NAH! Pishposh and all that.
"You tryin' to tell me you can't find him? Some 'elite guard' you are."
"And I don't need your help."
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"I'm trying to tell you I have no reaosn to go looking after Perceptor." Blurr gives him a flare look. "Do you usually consider bleeding from your aft not harmful for your health"
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"No reason? Not like, oh....I dunno. Shooting a fellow Autobot? That kinda thing happen a lot where you're from?"
He shrugs. "Been through worse.'
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"Not not very often I will have to talk to him about it Are you certain he hit you on purpose? Maybe he was just staring at your aft an his finger slipped I HAVE the feeling that if Perceptor wanted you dead you would be already off-lined.
That doesn't make it any better." Come on don't act like a protoform. Blurr gets closer trying to get a better look.
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"Are you seriously trying to tell me that he was scoping out my aft like a pervert and his finger slipped and he SHOT ME and that's somehow...better?"
What is morality? Whirl thought he had a pretty loose grasp on it and you are prying up his claw.
Whirl does wonder how you know so much about Perceptor's marksmanship skills. Huh. Makes him wonder what you already know about him. Or maybe your Perceptor's a psycho with a gun, too.
DO not invade Whirl's personal space, blue pest. Whirl swings down with his heavy claws, taking a step back. "And you can keep your optics off my aft, too, you know."
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"I don't know this particular Perceptor all that well so...maybe?"
Blurr does that to people sometimes. If Jetfire is a twin made from Starscream's DNA in one universe and he's a nerd gentle giant in a different one, who knows what someone like Perceptor can be.
Blurr might or might not have been
spyingpaying attention to people's public conversations."Careful with those..." He moves out of Whirl's reach. "FINE be that way if you want." If you don't want his help then he sure has other things to do.