re_alignment_logs | Rest in peace, pinky toe... YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!

Who: Whirl and OPEN so...uh..hopefully someone?
What: Whirl's been shot in the ass. And IS an ass so he refused to get help. From the guy who shot him in the ass. Go figure.
Where: The Junk Pile
When: nowish
Warnings: WHIRL.

Legitimately, Whirl can't even get that upset by events. Uh, not because he has a conscience or anything and thinks/realizes he actually brought the whole thing on himself by snatching Vandal (she totally deserved it because she lied about the acid), but because, yeah, well, this is how Whirl's life works.

Suck. Everything goes to suck.

Not being able to fly sucks. But worse than that? The pain is getting boring. Limping got boring a few cycles ago.

He's limping his way across the junk pile, a trail of energon turning clotty on the ground behind him. Easy to track, and for a klik it had bugged him, but whatever. Even being hunted down and killed would be less boring.

((OOC: any sort of contact is welcome--want to stumble across and harass? Want to actually help? Want to comm him? It's all good!))

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"Maybe you all shouldn't be so slow IS NOT my fault that all of your processors cant keep up with a bit of speed." Whirl you make it really hard to to care for your weel being.

"No I am an Elite Guard Agent and it's my job to make sure no one is in rick and to take care of dangerous individuals HO-WE-VER if you enjoy being tied up with tentacles cut open and someone unwanted messing with your processor who I am to stop you?"

Blurr just has no luck with Once eye mechs, uh?

"Where and why exactly?"

"Wanna see if your processors can outrun a chain gun?"

Could be fun~!

'No one is in rick'? What? Who the frag is Rick?

Shake it off, Whirl. You've dealt with worse. Okay, normally you could shoot them. But still.

"Hey, let's not talk about my fetishes, okay? We just fraggin' met."

He rolls his, uh, optic. "IN THE AFT." That's where. Why? "Because Perceptor is a traitor." What else would you call an Autobot that shoots another Autobot?

"I know my legs can and you are in no shape to do that now anyway.!

And me meant risk, oops.

"Sorry I didn't knew you had shame COME ONE I will get you to Ratchet he will fix you if you behav....in your aft." He's trying to keep a straight face.

Trying.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

He needed that laugh. And he's backing the frag away from Whirl because he's sure the other mech will try to shot him at any moment.

"Legs huh?" So, hey, thanks for pointing out the weakness. He'll make sure to file that away.

Go ahead, laugh at his pain. It's okay. Totally Autobot good guy. Awesome.

"Guess you're missing the important part. Hello. Red on red crime here."

Can you really blame him for laughing? End ey, like Whirl is one to talk.

He approaches the other mech but he's still keeping his distance and making sure he has time to run. Blurr doesn't trust Whirl any farther than he can throw him.

"Why Perceptor shot you HE rarely does things like that without a reason."

Yeah, uh huh. Whirl sees how this is going to be. No surprise. No second chance or clean slate here. Why'd he even bother to expect it?

"Yeah. Whatever. Whyn't you ask him?"

Maybe if Whirl tried to be less fo an ass to people that woudl work. And Blurr is wary of many people here, is not just because Whirl is Whirl.

"Becausehesnothere. Okay so..promise me you won't try to kill me and I will help you get to the closest temple with a medbay."

.....

NAH! Pishposh and all that.

"You tryin' to tell me you can't find him? Some 'elite guard' you are."

"And I don't need your help."

You are helpless.

"I'm trying to tell you I have no reaosn to go looking after Perceptor." Blurr gives him a flare look. "Do you usually consider bleeding from your aft not _harmful for your health"

You mean 'awesome.'

"No reason? Not like, oh....I dunno. Shooting a fellow Autobot? That kinda thing happen a lot where you're from?"

He shrugs. "Been through worse.'

Is awesome a synonym for crazy?

"Not not very often I will have to talk to him about it Are you certain he hit you on purpose? Maybe he was just staring at your aft an his finger slipped I HAVE the feeling that if Perceptor wanted you dead you would be already off-lined.

That doesn't make it any better." Come on don't act like a protoform. Blurr gets closer trying to get a better look.

In Whirl's world? Yes!

"Are you seriously trying to tell me that he was scoping out my aft like a pervert and his finger slipped and he SHOT ME and that's somehow...better?"

What is morality? Whirl thought he had a pretty loose grasp on it and you are prying up his claw.

Whirl does wonder how you know so much about Perceptor's marksmanship skills. Huh. Makes him wonder what you already know about him. Or maybe your Perceptor's a psycho with a gun, too.

DO not invade Whirl's personal space, blue pest. Whirl swings down with his heavy claws, taking a step back. "And you can keep your optics off my aft, too, you know."

*Shakes head*

"I don't know this particular Perceptor all that well so...maybe?"

Blurr does that to people sometimes. If Jetfire is a twin made from Starscream's DNA in one universe and he's a nerd gentle giant in a different one, who knows what someone like Perceptor can be.

Blurr might or might not have been ~~spying~~ paying attention to people's public conversations.

"Careful with those..." He moves out of Whirl's reach. "FINE be that way if you want." If you don't want his help then he sure has other things to do.

Rest in peace, pinky toe... YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!

XD No, not Drift. PRISM: http://re-alignment.dreamwidth.org/24028.html

j/k?

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