A ninja and a kung-fu bot walk up to a vending machine...

[thxforthememories]

WHO: Kagerou and Power Joe
WHERE: Police HQ
WHEN: RIGHT NOW
WHAT: PJ wanted to test the vending machine he found. ... he also said he wanted to do it in a week. Kagerou took him seriously.
WARNINGS: STUPID MAN CHILD ROBOTS DOING STUPID THINGS.

[With the help of Stumpy -- again -- it only takes a few hours to get from Trion's temple to where he needs to go. Although, he's not entirely sure of what to do once he gets inside the place. How is he meant to find the other BP unit? He hasn't seen Power Joe since this whole mess started.]

[He has the Acolyte stay put outside, before venturing into the building. While he doesn't know what sort of creature the other BP might be right now, it can't be too hard to find him, can it? Personalities seem to have remained intact. He just has to look for an obnoxious individual, who isn't spouting off some poor attempt at English.]

[And isn't playing with a soccer ball. Which should help narrow it down.]

[He prowls through the hallways, trying to be as unobtrusive as possible. It occurs to him to call out for Power Joe, about halfway through his search. He pokes his head into what looks to be an office.]

Power... Joe?

Comments

[kungfugeek]

...

[Oh he dares.

Look at him open that bag. He's going for it.

Whatcha gonna do about it, Kagebird?]

[thxforthememories]

[Don't you tease the ninja, boy.]

[His hand just snaps out. To grab that bag as Joe's hand starts to go in...]

[kungfugeek]

[Don't you try and grab his shrimp puffs.

When that hand reaches out, PJ rolls onto his back, to save them.]

Hey!!

[thxforthememories]

[And Kagerou just advances. To place a foot on the squirming BP's chest to keep him steady while he reaches for the bag.]

[He reaches again.]

[kungfugeek]

[He squirms at that foot, holding the bag as far away from him as he can. Oh no you don't, he's fighting to the 'death' for these.]

Kagebird!!

[thxforthememories]

[He shifts his weight forward onto his foot, and, as a result, onto Power Joe.]

You need to learn to share.

[He leans over, reaching for the bag.]

[kungfugeek]

HNK!

[He grimaces at the pressure, but stretches his arm out farther. Someone's stubborn if you couldn't tell.]

And you need to learn what's mine!

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[He reaches for it again, but overbalances, thanks to being a human and not his normal body.]

[... And falls.]

[Face-first. Onto Power Joe.]

[kungfugeek]

[PJ let's out a yelp as Kagerou falls on him, attempting to squirm out even more vigorously than before. Only this time, Kagerou's full weight was on him.]

I-Idiot! I'm still not sharing these!

[thxforthememories]

You moved!

[He scrambles around to sit up, trying to get off him. And trying to grasp for the chips at the same time.]

[Dammit, he's going to get those back.]

[kungfugeek]

[THEY WEREN'T EVEN YOURS TO START WITH.

He holds the bag further, squirming around as Kagerou fights with him over them.]

Get off of me!

[thxforthememories]

[They weren't yours either!]

[He stays sitting on him, then, to pin him down as he wiggles around under him, reaching for his arms.]

Don't keep them all for yourself.

[kungfugeek]

Well maybe if you asked nicely!

[Yeah right, he wasn't giving any of these things up. They were the best things in the machine next to the milk coffee.]

Stop that.

[Watch him try and swat that arm away.]

[thxforthememories]

... Please.

[As he's sitting on top of Power Joe, attempting to hold his arms down.]

[Over his head.]

[Yeah that's not compromising at all.]

[kungfugeek]

Well I'm not going to give them to you NOW!

[Not with the way you're holding him sir.]

Now get off!

[thxforthememories]

Not until you share.

[He'll get off when you give in, PJ.]

[And if he was at all aware of how that sounded, or how this looks, he'd probably have leaped off and jumped all the way across the room by now. But instead, he just makes another grab for the bag.]

[kungfugeek]

I'm not sharing if you're going to sprawl all over me on a whim!

[PJ stop you're not making this situation any better. The yelps you're making don't help either.]

[thxforthememories]

I'm not sprawling on you! I'm just trying to get you to share.

[Okay, none of this is very flattering. The noises Kagerou himself is making aren't doing anything to change this awkward moment -- frustrated grunting noises.]

[kungfugeek]

Maybe I'll share if you were gentler!

[GUYS...

REALLY.]

[thxforthememories]

I am being gentle! Just hold still and let me get in there.

[... get in the "bag", that is.]

[kungfugeek]

No! It's mine and you can't touch it!

[The bag, that is.]

[thxforthememories]

I'll do what I like with it.

[Since they just sort of found it in the vending machine...]

[kungfugeek]

I don't see your name written on it!

[Since they kind of stole it anyway.]

[thxforthememories]

It could be. Give me a pen.

[This is going to go on forever, isn't it?]

[kungfugeek]

NO.

[And he makes a daring move, shoving the bag into his face.

To eat it all.]