A ninja and a kung-fu bot walk up to a vending machine...

[thxforthememories]

WHO: Kagerou and Power Joe
WHERE: Police HQ
WHEN: RIGHT NOW
WHAT: PJ wanted to test the vending machine he found. ... he also said he wanted to do it in a week. Kagerou took him seriously.
WARNINGS: STUPID MAN CHILD ROBOTS DOING STUPID THINGS.

[With the help of Stumpy -- again -- it only takes a few hours to get from Trion's temple to where he needs to go. Although, he's not entirely sure of what to do once he gets inside the place. How is he meant to find the other BP unit? He hasn't seen Power Joe since this whole mess started.]

[He has the Acolyte stay put outside, before venturing into the building. While he doesn't know what sort of creature the other BP might be right now, it can't be too hard to find him, can it? Personalities seem to have remained intact. He just has to look for an obnoxious individual, who isn't spouting off some poor attempt at English.]

[And isn't playing with a soccer ball. Which should help narrow it down.]

[He prowls through the hallways, trying to be as unobtrusive as possible. It occurs to him to call out for Power Joe, about halfway through his search. He pokes his head into what looks to be an office.]

Power... Joe?

Comments

[kungfugeek]

Yeah. A panda.

[He says this like it's obvious.]

[thxforthememories]

... What is a panda.

[Yes, this is a serious question.]

[kungfugeek]

...

[He holds up a finger, crawling over to the vending machine and digging in it. Until he pulls out a wrapper. With a cartoonish panda on it's label.]

This thing.

[thxforthememories]

... Those are cookies.

[Thank you, Captain Obvious Kagerou.]

[kungfugeek]

[That's it. He's throwing it at your face.]

[thxforthememories]

[Bitch, he's going to catch that. He's a ninja. You know that.]

[kungfugeek]

[SDKlf;jSDFK:LJDs]

I meant the thing ON the package!

[thxforthememories]

Why didn't you say so?

[The corners of his mouth twitch. Ever so slightly.]

[kungfugeek]

[Look at this face. This is the only face you get, Kagerou.]

[thxforthememories]

...

[He's throwing the panda cookies back at you now.]

[kungfugeek]

[Unlike Kagerou, who is a master at catching things, this hits PJ straight in the face.]

aldfjda;lkfdj--

[Yes, he did make that noise.]

HEY!

[thxforthememories]

... Did your mouth just short out?

[That's a serious question. Really.]

[kungfugeek]

...What, you mean that sound?

...


Yes. Yes it did. It happens if you're human for too long.

[thxforthememories]

... How stupid do you think I am?

[kungfugeek]

...


I'll refrain from answering.

ugh pretend he's human my icons ran out

[thxforthememories]

...


You're a buttfuck.

[Why yes, he is still using that word. It seems appropriate now.]

never forgiving

[kungfugeek]

Don't use that language with me.

8( .... i'm sorry

[thxforthememories]

I still don't see what's wrong with it.

[As he goes to poke his head into the broken vending machine again.]

no wait come back I love you

[kungfugeek]

I see plenty wrong with it. Now get your head out of there.

sad bird noises

[thxforthememories]

Like what?

[He's not getting out of there. In fact, he's looking for more pocky.]

[kungfugeek]

Well you don't respect your elders, Kagebird.

[He reaches in, taking one of those pocky containers.]

[thxforthememories]

If there were something to respect, I would.

[Are they seriously doing this again? Boys, you need to stop, and look at your life, look at your choices.]

[kungfugeek]

[Is...PJ giving you the equivalent of the stink eye, Kagerou?

Yes. Yes he is.

And dumping Pocky on your head.]

[thxforthememories]

[He can't Pterodactyl Screech as a human. But he does a good enough impression, and shoves the other BP away.]

That's exactly what I mean!

[kungfugeek]

You asked for it.

[Yep. That's his response.]