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re_alignment_logs2012-12-15 02:37 am
songofmypeople) wrote in re_alignment_logs2012-12-15 02:37 am
[OPEN] D'aw, what a cute little crit--HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT THING??!?
who: The DJD's 'pet' Turbofox AND YOU!
what: Oh you know, just your average robot Eldritch Abomination... that someone has apparently decided was awesome pet material. This is essentially a member of the robot undead (probably!) but it's one of the speedy, vicious ones instead of slow and shambling.
when: After the glyphless event (and like all fauna coming through the lambda, The Pet lacks a glyph).
where: The wee (probably the size of a small elephant) darling is wandering around the junk pile, trailing its leash behind it.
warnings: Half-wild, aggressively savage (giant?) animal that would love to eat your robot soul, but will settle for maulings instead. **Edit: Probably non-aggressive to things without sparks.
Note: Anything goes! Do whatever you want with the creature, just don't kill it, and Tarn is going to need to be able to get it back eventually. It would probably be weird if more than one person took it home too because continuity, so it might end up escaping if more than one person tries this. Also: Permissions Post *If you've said it's okay for Tarn to hurt your folk, that'll cover damage from The Pet too.
Sure is a lovely day to go dumpster diving, isn't it?
But lo! What noise is that approaching from yonder pile of crap? It kinda sounds like a broken radiator with a quiet gurgling undertone. Weird.
Oh look! The cutest little/big ol' metal head just popped out, and oh man, those are the most adorable pokemon proportions on that robotic animal. It's like a metal eevee or something. And d'aww, is that a leash and chain around its neck? Looks like the baby is someone's pet. Except... wait... something's not right...
Sure the beady glowing eyes and the glowing drool is a little off-putting, and sure the slow slink towards you is maybe a bit unnerving, and the growl that's bubbling up from that mouth full of pointy, pointy teeth and even pointier ... teethy little alien-terror-grabby-extra-mouth-hands isn't the nicest sight, but hey! Maybe it's friendly-whoa, shit, you blinked and now it is way closer! That is one speedy little demon and Ffffffff-- maybe it is time to start tossing things at it?
Or maybe you can placate it with tummy rubs?
... Or maybe you should just be running now...?
Because seriously, while metal certainly doesn't rot, this little guy seems to be giving it its best shot.
what: Oh you know, just your average robot Eldritch Abomination... that someone has apparently decided was awesome pet material. This is essentially a member of the robot undead (probably!) but it's one of the speedy, vicious ones instead of slow and shambling.
when: After the glyphless event (and like all fauna coming through the lambda, The Pet lacks a glyph).
where: The wee (probably the size of a small elephant) darling is wandering around the junk pile, trailing its leash behind it.
warnings: Half-wild, aggressively savage (giant?) animal that would love to eat your robot soul, but will settle for maulings instead. **Edit: Probably non-aggressive to things without sparks.
Note: Anything goes! Do whatever you want with the creature, just don't kill it, and Tarn is going to need to be able to get it back eventually. It would probably be weird if more than one person took it home too because continuity, so it might end up escaping if more than one person tries this. Also: Permissions Post *If you've said it's okay for Tarn to hurt your folk, that'll cover damage from The Pet too.
Sure is a lovely day to go dumpster diving, isn't it?
But lo! What noise is that approaching from yonder pile of crap? It kinda sounds like a broken radiator with a quiet gurgling undertone. Weird.
Oh look! The cutest little/big ol' metal head just popped out, and oh man, those are the most adorable pokemon proportions on that robotic animal. It's like a metal eevee or something. And d'aww, is that a leash and chain around its neck? Looks like the baby is someone's pet. Except... wait... something's not right...
Sure the beady glowing eyes and the glowing drool is a little off-putting, and sure the slow slink towards you is maybe a bit unnerving, and the growl that's bubbling up from that mouth full of pointy, pointy teeth and even pointier ... teethy little alien-terror-grabby-extra-mouth-hands isn't the nicest sight, but hey! Maybe it's friendly-whoa, shit, you blinked and now it is way closer! That is one speedy little demon and Ffffffff-- maybe it is time to start tossing things at it?
Or maybe you can placate it with tummy rubs?
... Or maybe you should just be running now...?
Because seriously, while metal certainly doesn't rot, this little guy seems to be giving it its best shot.
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"So you are aware your pet is like that? And yes, I am a human. I hope that you are in the process of training it."
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"The creature has never interacted with an organic of your size, I'm not aware of how this might influence its behaviour."
And the DJD sort of ... keep forgetting that they're trying to teach the Pet to stay off the furniture. You can't blame them though! There's just so many people out there that need to be murdered... and Tarn is a bit .... easily distracted sometimes...
and then it all makes sense
There's a heavy pause.
"Are you Tarn?"
Saber needs to meet the other surprisingly tame, well-mannered turbofoxes the other robots have
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Was this not the one that so many had been worried about upon his arrival? And not only that, but the one that she had been asked to fight? However, since then, things had calmed down. Perhaps they had all been.. overreacting?
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Shame on you, Saber, for feeding into Autobot hysteria. Next time maybe you should stick with the person who has 'justice' in his job title.
"In fact:"
Tarn hangs up.