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re_alignment_logs2012-12-15 02:37 am
songofmypeople) wrote in re_alignment_logs2012-12-15 02:37 am
[OPEN] D'aw, what a cute little crit--HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT THING??!?
who: The DJD's 'pet' Turbofox AND YOU!
what: Oh you know, just your average robot Eldritch Abomination... that someone has apparently decided was awesome pet material. This is essentially a member of the robot undead (probably!) but it's one of the speedy, vicious ones instead of slow and shambling.
when: After the glyphless event (and like all fauna coming through the lambda, The Pet lacks a glyph).
where: The wee (probably the size of a small elephant) darling is wandering around the junk pile, trailing its leash behind it.
warnings: Half-wild, aggressively savage (giant?) animal that would love to eat your robot soul, but will settle for maulings instead. **Edit: Probably non-aggressive to things without sparks.
Note: Anything goes! Do whatever you want with the creature, just don't kill it, and Tarn is going to need to be able to get it back eventually. It would probably be weird if more than one person took it home too because continuity, so it might end up escaping if more than one person tries this. Also: Permissions Post *If you've said it's okay for Tarn to hurt your folk, that'll cover damage from The Pet too.
Sure is a lovely day to go dumpster diving, isn't it?
But lo! What noise is that approaching from yonder pile of crap? It kinda sounds like a broken radiator with a quiet gurgling undertone. Weird.
Oh look! The cutest little/big ol' metal head just popped out, and oh man, those are the most adorable pokemon proportions on that robotic animal. It's like a metal eevee or something. And d'aww, is that a leash and chain around its neck? Looks like the baby is someone's pet. Except... wait... something's not right...
Sure the beady glowing eyes and the glowing drool is a little off-putting, and sure the slow slink towards you is maybe a bit unnerving, and the growl that's bubbling up from that mouth full of pointy, pointy teeth and even pointier ... teethy little alien-terror-grabby-extra-mouth-hands isn't the nicest sight, but hey! Maybe it's friendly-whoa, shit, you blinked and now it is way closer! That is one speedy little demon and Ffffffff-- maybe it is time to start tossing things at it?
Or maybe you can placate it with tummy rubs?
... Or maybe you should just be running now...?
Because seriously, while metal certainly doesn't rot, this little guy seems to be giving it its best shot.
what: Oh you know, just your average robot Eldritch Abomination... that someone has apparently decided was awesome pet material. This is essentially a member of the robot undead (probably!) but it's one of the speedy, vicious ones instead of slow and shambling.
when: After the glyphless event (and like all fauna coming through the lambda, The Pet lacks a glyph).
where: The wee (probably the size of a small elephant) darling is wandering around the junk pile, trailing its leash behind it.
warnings: Half-wild, aggressively savage (giant?) animal that would love to eat your robot soul, but will settle for maulings instead. **Edit: Probably non-aggressive to things without sparks.
Note: Anything goes! Do whatever you want with the creature, just don't kill it, and Tarn is going to need to be able to get it back eventually. It would probably be weird if more than one person took it home too because continuity, so it might end up escaping if more than one person tries this. Also: Permissions Post *If you've said it's okay for Tarn to hurt your folk, that'll cover damage from The Pet too.
Sure is a lovely day to go dumpster diving, isn't it?
But lo! What noise is that approaching from yonder pile of crap? It kinda sounds like a broken radiator with a quiet gurgling undertone. Weird.
Oh look! The cutest little/big ol' metal head just popped out, and oh man, those are the most adorable pokemon proportions on that robotic animal. It's like a metal eevee or something. And d'aww, is that a leash and chain around its neck? Looks like the baby is someone's pet. Except... wait... something's not right...
Sure the beady glowing eyes and the glowing drool is a little off-putting, and sure the slow slink towards you is maybe a bit unnerving, and the growl that's bubbling up from that mouth full of pointy, pointy teeth and even pointier ... teethy little alien-terror-grabby-extra-mouth-hands isn't the nicest sight, but hey! Maybe it's friendly-whoa, shit, you blinked and now it is way closer! That is one speedy little demon and Ffffffff-- maybe it is time to start tossing things at it?
Or maybe you can placate it with tummy rubs?
... Or maybe you should just be running now...?
Because seriously, while metal certainly doesn't rot, this little guy seems to be giving it its best shot.
1/2
The Pet watched the woman land, curiously. How strange, the organic had thrown away all of her little tins of other organic things along the way. Man, biological creatures were so weird. Still, the human had found the other thing that smelled like her, and the Pet wanted to know what would happen next. ... Except that something else caught its attention right then.
Wandering off a little ways, the animal sniffed at the nearest dropped tin. It had half (of half of a half of a functioning) mind to deliver this new small thing that smelled like the other thing that smelled like the organic to the organic that smelled like all of these things... but instead the Pet stepped on the can. The container exploded in a small spurt of peas and softness and... wow. The turbofox bounded off to the next nearest can and stepped on that too. -Squish- went another small splatter of baby carrots and off the animal went to find the closest can of tuna.
Needless to say, this went on for quite a while as the creature kept getting further and further away.
Meanwhile, off in the realm of people in possesion of actual sapience: