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re_alignment_logs2012-12-15 02:37 am
songofmypeople) wrote in re_alignment_logs2012-12-15 02:37 am
[OPEN] D'aw, what a cute little crit--HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT THING??!?
who: The DJD's 'pet' Turbofox AND YOU!
what: Oh you know, just your average robot Eldritch Abomination... that someone has apparently decided was awesome pet material. This is essentially a member of the robot undead (probably!) but it's one of the speedy, vicious ones instead of slow and shambling.
when: After the glyphless event (and like all fauna coming through the lambda, The Pet lacks a glyph).
where: The wee (probably the size of a small elephant) darling is wandering around the junk pile, trailing its leash behind it.
warnings: Half-wild, aggressively savage (giant?) animal that would love to eat your robot soul, but will settle for maulings instead. **Edit: Probably non-aggressive to things without sparks.
Note: Anything goes! Do whatever you want with the creature, just don't kill it, and Tarn is going to need to be able to get it back eventually. It would probably be weird if more than one person took it home too because continuity, so it might end up escaping if more than one person tries this. Also: Permissions Post *If you've said it's okay for Tarn to hurt your folk, that'll cover damage from The Pet too.
Sure is a lovely day to go dumpster diving, isn't it?
But lo! What noise is that approaching from yonder pile of crap? It kinda sounds like a broken radiator with a quiet gurgling undertone. Weird.
Oh look! The cutest little/big ol' metal head just popped out, and oh man, those are the most adorable pokemon proportions on that robotic animal. It's like a metal eevee or something. And d'aww, is that a leash and chain around its neck? Looks like the baby is someone's pet. Except... wait... something's not right...
Sure the beady glowing eyes and the glowing drool is a little off-putting, and sure the slow slink towards you is maybe a bit unnerving, and the growl that's bubbling up from that mouth full of pointy, pointy teeth and even pointier ... teethy little alien-terror-grabby-extra-mouth-hands isn't the nicest sight, but hey! Maybe it's friendly-whoa, shit, you blinked and now it is way closer! That is one speedy little demon and Ffffffff-- maybe it is time to start tossing things at it?
Or maybe you can placate it with tummy rubs?
... Or maybe you should just be running now...?
Because seriously, while metal certainly doesn't rot, this little guy seems to be giving it its best shot.
what: Oh you know, just your average robot Eldritch Abomination... that someone has apparently decided was awesome pet material. This is essentially a member of the robot undead (probably!) but it's one of the speedy, vicious ones instead of slow and shambling.
when: After the glyphless event (and like all fauna coming through the lambda, The Pet lacks a glyph).
where: The wee (probably the size of a small elephant) darling is wandering around the junk pile, trailing its leash behind it.
warnings: Half-wild, aggressively savage (giant?) animal that would love to eat your robot soul, but will settle for maulings instead. **Edit: Probably non-aggressive to things without sparks.
Note: Anything goes! Do whatever you want with the creature, just don't kill it, and Tarn is going to need to be able to get it back eventually. It would probably be weird if more than one person took it home too because continuity, so it might end up escaping if more than one person tries this. Also: Permissions Post *If you've said it's okay for Tarn to hurt your folk, that'll cover damage from The Pet too.
Sure is a lovely day to go dumpster diving, isn't it?
But lo! What noise is that approaching from yonder pile of crap? It kinda sounds like a broken radiator with a quiet gurgling undertone. Weird.
Oh look! The cutest little/big ol' metal head just popped out, and oh man, those are the most adorable pokemon proportions on that robotic animal. It's like a metal eevee or something. And d'aww, is that a leash and chain around its neck? Looks like the baby is someone's pet. Except... wait... something's not right...
Sure the beady glowing eyes and the glowing drool is a little off-putting, and sure the slow slink towards you is maybe a bit unnerving, and the growl that's bubbling up from that mouth full of pointy, pointy teeth and even pointier ... teethy little alien-terror-grabby-extra-mouth-hands isn't the nicest sight, but hey! Maybe it's friendly-whoa, shit, you blinked and now it is way closer! That is one speedy little demon and Ffffffff-- maybe it is time to start tossing things at it?
Or maybe you can placate it with tummy rubs?
... Or maybe you should just be running now...?
Because seriously, while metal certainly doesn't rot, this little guy seems to be giving it its best shot.
This thing bites and scratches if you'll let it. You down?
Much better.
The queer gurgling growl gets louder as the 4 grasping claws on either side of its mouth fan open wide. Energon drips from between its fangs, drooling onto the trash at its feet as it picks its way over, body lowering to a more streamline shape as it darts forward.
Kinda figured it went with the territory. ^_~ *is mean to her characters XD*
Thundercracker lets out a growl of his own, backpedaling fast as he brings his rifles to bear, firing without hesitation. But footing in the Junkpile can be uncertain at best. And this just isn't the Seeker's day.
With a snarl, he goes down as one foot slides sideways out from under him along with the shifting detritus he'd stepped on.
"STAY BACK!"
He'll try to keep firing but the angle's bad and PIT that thing's fast!
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McZombie Paws translation: '~Hey big boy, I'm delicious, and my crunchy exterior is hiding the most yummy chewy interior. You should totally put me in your mouth. Also, good
dogturbofox. Who's a good turbofox? YOU are! Yes you are! Yes you are!'Of course, like any good turbofox, the Pet could only oblige Thundercracker's wishes. Luckily for everyone involved (just the pet, really), Thundercracker was suffering from a bad case of G1 targeting systems and plot-convenient poor aim. This allowed our darling little beast to launch itself down from its garbage-high-ground, to latch onto TC's legs with teeth and claws.
*HEADDESK* Copied the wrong tag - sorry!
Thundercracker snarled in pain as the creature's jaw clamped onto the plates of one leg and a claw caught in the knee joint of the other. At least the thing was stationary now? Except the way it was thrashing its head, which also jerked him around badly. Well, FINE. He'll try to put a rifle to its head – repeatedly (since it keeps MOVING and throwing off the barrel) – and fire when he (thinks he) can actually HIT the fragger.
No worries!
It's hard to miss when shooting point blank, even when you're aiming at a sporadic target. The shot goes off and going right through the animal's tail.
On the bright side, there's not that much important circuitry stored in the tail, on the down side, the Pet felt that, and it isn't all that pleased. In fact, allow it to show you exactly how displeased it is by unlocking its jaw to hiss at Thundercracker.
You weren't using that face, were you? Good. Because this turbofox is just going to go ahead and try to climb up the seeker's body with the intention of mauling it.