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Frenzy ([personal profile] rednotbluethx) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment_logs2012-12-26 06:55 pm

HOLY COW

WHO: Frenzy and OPEN because, dude, you know you want to hang out with this lovable bundle of joy!
WHERE: Oh, around; mostly where the geardeer are gathering.
WHEN: Oh, you know, mostly around the time the geardeer are appearing. Sometime after confronting the pet and then getting some sort of replacement for the ARM HE LOST.
WHAT: Because the deer are said to be big enough for a smaller Cybertronian to ride on - come on, that was obviously an invite. So, Frenzy's totally gotta go check these things out. Plus, you know, PRESENTS!!
WARNINGS: Frenzy being a big dumb, as usual.

Frenzy had been quite excited to find a gift addressed to him in the junkpile. Like, holy COW, man. When he opened it up, he beamed so bright he could give the sun a run for its money. The boombox was just the right size, too, and and and-- Later, later. Because right now, he also had his optic band on the strange geardeer wandering nearby.

Frenzy had strapped the boombox to his back (lightweight enough plus, pfft, he could handle it) and headed in the direction of the geardeer. Not a very stealthy mech, but so far, the deer seemed unaware of his presence. The Cassetticon stayed within a good distance - twenty, thirty feet - hiding behind a pile of junk blanketed in white snow. Watched closely, waited, waited--

Like a rabid cougar, Frenzy pounced, and the geardeer spread in different directions. He quickly targeted the weakest of the link - eh, he could afford to be lenient - and sprung after it. Got close enough and when he thought he had the damn thing - hoof right in the face. A huge crack ran down the length of his visor, suddenly switching everything from colorful to plain black and white.

Dammit.
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Frenzy you R colourblind you don't know what you're talking about It was red. No wait or was it blue

[personal profile] songofmypeople 2012-12-30 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
The spectacle was quickly spiking back into the realm of the hilarious again.

"Yes, I am 'that one guy,' but don't let that interrupt you. You looked like you were in the middle of something." Tarn made a shooing motion with one hand, "Go on."
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HAHAHAHAHA DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[personal profile] songofmypeople 2012-12-31 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
"I think I'll do whatever I want." Then he pauses, and you can almost hear the smile in his voice, "When does the head start end?"
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YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO MAKE ME MAKE YOU REGRET IT HAHAHAHAHA

[personal profile] songofmypeople 2013-01-01 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Tarn smiled and let the disposable have a moment to himself and his tantrum. When he was tired of watching the juvenile tiff, he finally moved in.

Heavy footfalls crunched through snow and rubbish as he strode down the trash mound toward what may have very well been a blind, sitting duck, getting louder as he approached.
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HAHAHA that's what I thought

[personal profile] songofmypeople 2013-01-02 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Tarn wasn't worried. If Tiny and Blind here wanted to bite off his face, he'd first have to find it, reach it, and then get past the mask. Face guards were more than just a fashion statement, you know.

Tarn remained silent as he gave the 'boombox' a contemplative look over, only now for the first time considering taking it. But eh, it looked pretty lame, and would clash something horrible with his home décor. Eventually he said, "Of course. By all means, carry on doing what you were doing. Don't let me stop you."
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My what? Toes?

[personal profile] songofmypeople 2013-01-04 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
We've already been over this; Tarn's field tastes like sand and caviar, and is composed of only the classiest rainbows, diamonds, puppies, more rainbows, and blingee.

"That remains to be seen."

Past that, he doesn't say or move anything, simply standing there and waiting for further hilarity to start.
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Kid, STOP. Check yo'self before you WRECK yo'self. You leave Tarn's systems alone he's not into that

[personal profile] songofmypeople 2013-01-06 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Tarn just stood there, arms crossed, and chortled.

There might've been something a little strange about that laugh. I mean aside from the fact that no robot had a right to sound that good. But there was something about the way the sound traveled... this odd way it seemed to be coming from 3 or more directions at times... Huh. Weird.

It did eventually settle down to a single point of origin though. So maybe that was just the head damage? Never mind.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE HIM THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW YOU HOW IT CAN MATTER

[personal profile] songofmypeople 2013-01-08 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Knock what off?" Tarn asked, perfectly demure as Frenzy just sort of failed all over the place in front of him.
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:D ~Surprise~ and then Tarn was the 300 year old virgin who really loved high school?

[personal profile] songofmypeople 2013-01-18 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Hm. I sincerely hope you didn't mean the mask."

At the honestly unsurprising lack of finesse in Frenzy's cussing, Tarn toed the seated little guy squarely in the back, (mostly) just to see what would happen.
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I warned you, bro, I WARNED YOU.

[personal profile] songofmypeople 2013-01-19 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
For a big guy, Tarn moved pretty quick, but maybe that had something to do with the fact that he'd been more than half expecting something like this... Especially when Frenzy had just warned about doing exactly that.

A huge fist wrapped around Frenzy's head, thumb covering the entire damaged optic-band, digging into the broken edges and pressing down even as Frenzy was pulled off Tarn's foot solely by the pressure compressing his skull.

"I don't think you will."
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spoiler: EVERY DAY IS A TUESDAY

[personal profile] songofmypeople 2013-01-27 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Frenzy was barely any larger than a human and his kicks and desperate scrabbling were about as painful as being batted at by a declawed kitten. The screaming though, that was nice, and all told, Tarn had missed this.

Holding Frenzy a good 30 - 40 feet off the ground and in no hurry to finish fooling around, Tarn very slowly increased the pressure around Frenzy's head. Casually his comparatively huge thumb-tip began to bear down over the remains of one of Frenzy's eyes.

"I don't think you know this about me yet," Tarn said, still perfectly casual as he thumb breached the metal, plastic, and glass that were the last defence against keeping the optic-sphere itself protected, "but whether you're a Decepticon or not, I don't appreciate being told what to do."

There was a crunching sound as Tarn's thumb quietly forced the small opening of an eye socket large enough to accommodate his digit. Now, the thing about making space where there is none to give, is that eventually something else has gotta give. In response to a finger too large to fit, Frenzy's one eyeball was slowly pushed further and further back into his skull.

“Another thing,” Tarn said, voice all but pleasant as he helped the back of an eye slowly journey to meet the front of a brain, “the Decepticon Justice Division can't help but see aggression towards its members as counterproductive to the Deception cause. Further retaliation and you'll find yourself on the List. Trust me when I say,” another small push, “this probably isn't something you want.” : )
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PROBABLY HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT LATEST MISTAKE OF YOURS...

[personal profile] songofmypeople 2013-01-29 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
One of Tarn's other fingers tapped against the back of Frenzy's helm thoughtfully.

"Just put you down?" he repeated, and while at least he was entertaining the idea... that tone of voice didn't sound good. It sounded incredulous, like he didn't trust Frenzy's word, and while, okay, good point, but still, man... that didn't sound good at all...

"And risk you doing something incredibly stupid again?" he asked, giving Frenzy a friendly little shake that rattled his loose optic around a space it really shouldn't have been in. "It's tempting, but I can't say I make it a habit of leaving people alive once I've started with them..." Which wasn't entirely true, but at the same time, true enough.
Edited 2013-01-29 04:05 (UTC)

YOU'RE WELCOME

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Me too

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I NEVER LEFT

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