bang bang [closed]

[percept]

who; Perceptor and Vandal
what; happy fun shooty times
when; shit idek WHENEVER
where; medbay → junk pile
warnings; Vandal's mouth whoops

Perceptor crept into the medbay, feeling quite out of place as he attempted to stay out of sight of any of the staff. He stepped quietly through the 'bay, casting about for anything small and human-shaped.

"Vandal?"

He keeps his voice soft. He'd said he would pick her up here, but he'd forgotten that that meant possible encounters with the medical staff. Perceptor did not particularly want to explain where he was taking the human and why.

Comments

[vandalization]

"Yeah, if I can ever figure out what to do with one of you guys. Not like anything I've ever fixed before. I mean sure, there's wires, fuel lines, engines. But you know. Never had to worry about killing a tram by fixing it."

She clumsily scales the first heap of junk, clumps of useless garbage sliding under her weight as she tries (and fails) to gracefully make an ascent.

[percept]

"I'm sure you could apprentice under one of the medics here, have them teach you?"

Perceptor has significantly less trouble with scaling the junk piles. He could quickly overtake Vandal, but instead he hangs back.

"Here, let me."

He scoops her up carefully, then resumes moving.

[vandalization]

"I've spoken with Ratchet, so we're going to do th-ahh!"

After the initial flail, she relaxes in his hold. Yeah. She's never getting used to being picked up.

At least he's more gentle than Whirl.

[percept]

"It will be good to have another set of capable hands available if the population continues to increase as it has."

Perceptor cradles her carefully in his hands, mindful of just how small she is in comparison to him.

The location he's selected isn't far, just a few rises into the junk pile, and it isn't long before he's setting Vandal down in a relatively clear spot.

"I hope you don't mind the mess. It is difficult to keep any area here clean for very long."

[vandalization]

Well this certainly is a hell of a way to travel. She relaxes though, until she's set down.

"Well yeah, considering the location."

She powers up her Kinesis module and begins clearing some of the junk, tossing it aside with ease.