[closed] Frenzy hates you all （*＾3＾）/～☆

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WHO: Dirge and Frenzy
WHERE: Liege's temple
WHEN: Backdated to the middle or beginning of Frenzy's sentence.
WHAT: Four sent Frenzy off to bring Dirge food, and because he's the annoying doll's slave for a week, he reluctantly obliges.
WARNINGS: N/A - will edit if there's any changes

So, this was how Four wanted to play, huh?

Well, fine then. Frenzy would obey. He would bring Dirge something to eat, sure. But there were no specifications on what to eat. So Frenzy made his way to Liege's place, a sack slung over his shoulder.

"Hey! Longface!" Frenzy shouted into the four winds, looking around. "Git out here! I got yer... food." He snickered quietly.

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That big, smug grin on Frenzy's face slowly melted into something shocked and confused. Then disgusted. "What the frag is wrong wit' you?" he gagged. "How can ya even-- Yer fraggin'-- How--"

But - oh.

Frenzy gasped and recoiled, moving quick for the jet. "Holy Primus the Hell are you doing!?" he screamed, and immediately powered up for a sonic blast. "I ain't your food, you dumb glitch! But you come any closer, I'll blow ya up inta little pieces!"

[dirge]

Ugh, why did little things have to be so fragging quick? "What does it look like I'm doing?! Now stand still so I can eat you!" Dirge snarled, getting ready for another grab.

Frenzy's threat makes him pause for a moment though. "You really think something as small as you could hurt me?" He's not convinced. In fact, he's going to try and step on you instead now.

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Frenzy squeaked in a very undignified fashion. He quickly dove before he could be squashed, though his heel had been nicked. Frenzy cursed as he rolled a few feet before quickly stumbling to a stand, giving his sore, cut foot a shake.

"Now yer gonna get it, you ugly glitchfaced aftmunch!" Frenzy threw back his fists, shooting a sonic blast right for the Seeker.

[dirge]

Dirge heard the squeak and grinned, thrusting his foot down as fast as he could into the ground. But when he picked it up again the cassetticon was not squashed flat underneath...

Bending down to look for where Frenzy had rolled off to earned him a sonic blast right to the face. Ow. The jet stumbled backwards with a bellow of pain, feeling a hairline crack start to spread on his right optic.

"You're not doing this right!" he whined, pointing an arm mounted gun at the little red punk. "You're supposed to be in my tank by now."

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"Ha!" Frenzy laughed. Got the sucker. But, oh-- Wait. He was armed. Nonetheless, Frenzy stood his ground, powering up another sonic blast. He'd dodge if the crazy Seeker tried firing. "Ya just can't eat people, ya moron!" he snarled. "An' if ya kill me, yer gonna get in trouble wit' the big guys! They might kill you!" He was not sure on that, but hey, best to try scaring Dirge.

[dirge]

"Who would care if I ate you? You're so small, they probably won't even notice you're gone," the jet sneered, letting his auto-targeting system lock on to Frenzy's small form. "Besides, you'll just come back anyway. I don't understand what the problem is!"

Seriously, food that came back to life later had no reason to complain. "Now, do I have to fry you or would you rather be eaten raw?" He didn't wait for the answer though, firing his laser as soon as the cross-hairs were lined up.

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"Jus' 'cause I'm small don't mean I'm weak!" Frenzy snarled. "Yanno Tarn?" He grinned, widely. "Ya, me an' him? Best of bud--" He didn't get to finish, however, when the Seeker fired at him. He quickly jumped aside; the blast cruised right past his head, nicking the edge of his visor. Enough to crack the glass and dim some of the light.

"Always the fraggin' optic band!" Frenzy frothed. "An', well..." He clenched his fists, backing away as he shot off another sonic cry. Smiled menacingly. "They can't punish me fer killin' in self defense!"

[dirge]

"Tarn? Wait.. You work for him too?" Oops. That actually could be bad. Still, he could just make sure Tarn didn't find out until Frenzy came back and then there wouldn't be any point at yelling at him anyway.

Too bad the little squirt just barely managed to avoid getting fried. Dirge was getting tired of this. He carefully stayed out of range of the sonic blast, dampening down his audio levels.

Crouching, he pounced from the side Frenzy's visor was damaged on, hoping that it would gain him a enough of a second to pin the slippery little fragger.

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"Yeah!" Frenzy barked. "An' ya--"

Goddammit. This ugly jerk just couldn't take a hint. Nonetheless, Frenzy didn't have much time to counter, or even run. He turned just in time to see Dirge pounce from his blind spot, hand reaching out.

Frenzy quickly grabbed onto a finger, not entirely going down; he pushed it back, hard, intent on breaking the damn thing. "Keep tryin' an' yer gonna lose more than yer digit!" he snarled.