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re_alignment_logs2013-03-12 09:37 pm
Dinner Time
Who: Skids and YOU!
What: Sparkeater Skids is roaming the Haven, looking for delicious robots whose souls he can eat.
Where: EVERYWHERE MWAHAHAHAHAH.
When: For a few days before and after this post.
Notes:
Skids is a Sparkeater, and as such is ravenous for the life energy that powers Cybertronians. Most robots that aren't Cybertronian are safe, but if you think your robot has anything close to a spark I'm more than willing to fudge it and have him try to give it a bite.
How does this work?
In canon, the humanoid sparkeater seems to have some method of coaxing a transformer's processor out of their head, which effectively locks them up and releases their spark, so to speak. He then eats it. However, there are other sparkeating turbofoxes which don't have so complicated a ritual and seem to be capable of just getting a spark chamber open and giving it a nom. I'm cool with whatever, so if you'd like your character to go through some spark-chewing trauma but survive intact, just note that when you post!
Skids is still Skids, just species swapped. Therefore, it still looks like him but with a lot more rust, randomly missing panels, and tentacles. Glorious, H.R. Giger tentacles. He's still himself in there, so if you're organic it will be possible to talk to him and even reason with him. If you've got a spark, though, his hunger will overpower his reason and he'll go after it. However, unless you note that you want your spark chewed (or eaten! I'm game for some good old death) then I'll let your character find a way to escape unscathed, possibly via comedic pratfall.
Questions? Just ask on plurk or send me a PM~
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Everything had been hazy, since his race with Blurr. He'd been out setting up some new courses for Shepard to try her driving on and had seen the blue car zipping by. It had sparked an idea in his head.
Somehow, that idea had sparked something else.
His casual desire to chase after the racecar had turned into an intense desire to chase after the racecar, and he'd found new speed welling from within. He'd been able to keep up.
He'd been able to catch up.
He'd been ready to do so much more.
Blurr had been saved from his intense hunger, however, and when Skids tried to think how that had happened his mind became fuzzy. One moment there had been Blurr, and the next moment there wasn't. When there was no more Blurr, his need had shifted, and he'd...smelled?...something else. Something new.
Starving, he'd chased after it, only to be thwarted again. And again. And again.
Everything, now, was chasing, seeking some indefinable satiation that could quell the hunger driving him on. He'd contacted friends. He'd wanted to see them.
He'd wanted to rip them open and feast on their insides. That was simple.
It was everything else that was complex.
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What: Sparkeater Skids is roaming the Haven, looking for delicious robots whose souls he can eat.
Where: EVERYWHERE MWAHAHAHAHAH.
When: For a few days before and after this post.
Notes:
Skids is a Sparkeater, and as such is ravenous for the life energy that powers Cybertronians. Most robots that aren't Cybertronian are safe, but if you think your robot has anything close to a spark I'm more than willing to fudge it and have him try to give it a bite.
How does this work?
In canon, the humanoid sparkeater seems to have some method of coaxing a transformer's processor out of their head, which effectively locks them up and releases their spark, so to speak. He then eats it. However, there are other sparkeating turbofoxes which don't have so complicated a ritual and seem to be capable of just getting a spark chamber open and giving it a nom. I'm cool with whatever, so if you'd like your character to go through some spark-chewing trauma but survive intact, just note that when you post!
Skids is still Skids, just species swapped. Therefore, it still looks like him but with a lot more rust, randomly missing panels, and tentacles. Glorious, H.R. Giger tentacles. He's still himself in there, so if you're organic it will be possible to talk to him and even reason with him. If you've got a spark, though, his hunger will overpower his reason and he'll go after it. However, unless you note that you want your spark chewed (or eaten! I'm game for some good old death) then I'll let your character find a way to escape unscathed, possibly via comedic pratfall.
Questions? Just ask on plurk or send me a PM~
~~~
Everything had been hazy, since his race with Blurr. He'd been out setting up some new courses for Shepard to try her driving on and had seen the blue car zipping by. It had sparked an idea in his head.
Somehow, that idea had sparked something else.
His casual desire to chase after the racecar had turned into an intense desire to chase after the racecar, and he'd found new speed welling from within. He'd been able to keep up.
He'd been able to catch up.
He'd been ready to do so much more.
Blurr had been saved from his intense hunger, however, and when Skids tried to think how that had happened his mind became fuzzy. One moment there had been Blurr, and the next moment there wasn't. When there was no more Blurr, his need had shifted, and he'd...smelled?...something else. Something new.
Starving, he'd chased after it, only to be thwarted again. And again. And again.
Everything, now, was chasing, seeking some indefinable satiation that could quell the hunger driving him on. He'd contacted friends. He'd wanted to see them.
He'd wanted to rip them open and feast on their insides. That was simple.
It was everything else that was complex.
~~~

( action ) let me know if this doesn't work.
She also really needed to go to Police HQ.
On her travels from Vector's quadrant to Prima's, Saber comes across someone she's sure she recognizes, but.. perhaps not? The green blur slows down to a walking speed, the energy thrown off from her accelerated motions ceasing.
Was that.. Skids? The knight's eyes narrow. She's very certain she didn't remember tentacles coming out of the Cybertronian, but- ah, Blurr had said something about Skids turning into a spark eater and attacking him. And with Blurr mentioning to her how important sparks were, that wasn't likely a good thing.
Saber begins to cautiously approach Skids, and once she's about twenty feet away, simply calls his name in a questioning way. Surely, he'd recognize her?
Its perfect!
Any trail.
So many of them had grown weak or stale as everyone changed. Without a spark close by, he found himself suddenly aware of what he was doing, and how he was thinking, and that some small part of his mind was aware his thinking was wrong.
"Saber..."
He tries to say the name, but it doesn't come out right. Instead, there is raw screeching from a warped-vocalizer, and dull optics that turn to face the human girl.
He recognizes her.
She does not have a spark.
He moves towards her nonetheless, no longer standing still but floating forward suddenly, and stopping just shy, fingers reaching toward.
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Saber couldn't believe in the least that Skids was anything more than half aware of himself.
"Skids? What has happened to you?" she asks, her voice neutral in tone and volume. There was nothing alarming and nothing invoking in any emotion. Saber needs to evaluate him, first. Her first thought should have been to contact the police force, but Saber is used to carrying the law in a different manner. And here, her priority is to find out more about the situation before doing anything about it.
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If this can do nothing...
No.
This is more than nothing.
The sharp tentacle uncoils, laying along the ground towards Saber, and then around her. Skids' feet touch the ground.
He crouches.
Then, he gurgles a low, gravelly growl, synthesized like language. It seems to mean nothing, until Saber's communicator catches it.
"I know you."
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A spark eater. Blurr had said he had become that. And a spark was something imperative to a Cybertronian, she knew. Such a title would.. make one assume that a spark eater was a vile, immoral thing. And the knight did not feel that fit Skids at all.
Perhaps this was something like madness affecting Skids? Saber had experience with that from watching others in it. Rose, too, had recently been affected by something similar when turned into a dragon.
So Saber did what she could and decided to simply talk to him. It would do no harm and possibly even help him.
"I'm Saber. I believe you said my name was interesting. Do you remember?"
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The fact that he'd have a run-in with the changed cybertronian while not necessarily looking for him, and thus not completely ready was just typical, of course.
But he'd seen something he thought could be useful later in a pile of junk and was tossing things aside to get it to, and thus concentrated on that and not his surroundings.
At least for now.
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He'd been trying and coming up empty every time, to the point where he had found a small, soft pile to curl up in and wait. Half in recharge, half in readiness, he'd dozed in and out of consciousness, hoping for a spark to venture near.
It had.
It had ventured very, very near.
This time, he'd stayed hidden. Every other time, the moment he'd pounced something had gone wrong and the spark had vanished. Now?
Now, the creature uncovers him, and he smirks up at Skywarp.
Those might be tentacles coming for you now.
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"The frag are you..." Well, Whirl had said what. Kind of, he supposed. Yanking on the arm caught, his hand slid back to let the gun mounted in his wrist pop up, Skywarp, while surprised, didn't feel overly threatened yet.
Yet.
In the background, coordinates were being spat out in tip-toe readiness.
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He knew he was missing a step. With a target this close, there was something he was supposed to be doing...some way to eject the spark.
He didn't know what it was.
This meant he'd have to go in manually, which was useful in this particular case--Skywarp had a cockpit.
"Got you," he hissed through a hopelessly broken vocalizer, and did not notice when his communicator translated it.
Neither did he notice the gun pointed towards him.
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"... Skids, huh. Augh--!" And then other tentacles came into play and Skywarp stumbled back, probably pulling the smaller mech with him out of the pile of scrap in the process, swearing and letting off a few shots from the gun in startlement.
The fact that the hiss was translated was sort of creepy, too.
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I hope we can get Barricade to tag in?
He didn't want to think about that happening to Skids.
His engines are hard to disguise as he races across the Junk Pile's verges, to the coordinates Skids had sent.
Did someone say Barricade?
Maybe he'll be able to do some good for once.
So he follows after Drift, on his metaphorical heels as they drive.
I'm saying it right now! 'Barricade!'
Skids has been waiting with as much patience as his hunger will allow, which is not much patience. He knows that Drift will come. He knows that Drift will try to help him.
He knows that if he can hold off, he can coax Drift close enough to do what he needs to do.
How that works, he is not certain of yet.
For now, however, he crouches amongst the junk at the coordinates that he sent Drift, and waits for the other to arrive.
All I'm saying to myself right now is 'track the post, geniusfais.'
"Skids?" He walks in a slow circle, optics scanning the horizon. "Barricade. You getting anything?"
I need to do that too oops
"Nothing so far." He gives up on those sensors and resorts to sniffing. Olfactory sensors were kind of old-fashioned, admittedly, but they did the trick for him once or twice. "Yeah, I got the odor of junk. And... something else." Not willing to call it Skids because something is off about it. But someone like him came through the area.
From now on 'Barricade' shall be known as 'post tracker'
Actually apparently now he is KittyCade
Barrikitty is the most fearsome opponent of all
He utters the great meow of doom
as usual if I misread what Skids did poke me and I'll retag
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:3c
Skids... Skids was something weird. Something curious. And he can't help but... tilt his head a little, like a dog. He's not come across anything particularly like Skids before in this place.
The desire to destroy lessened and replaced itself with juvenile curiosity. Frenzilla moved slowly on his back legs, and when close enough, gave a type of chirp ending in a tiny, curious growl.
Maybe, on some level of recollection, you were just really freakin' cool lookin' to Frenzy.
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The animalistic chirp, however, resonated with some other part of him that was entirely instinct. Was this a threat? Was this a means to more food?
Neither were true.
It simply was, and Skids found himself able to think on it more because of this, approaching to inspect it more. His tentacles curled around him, and the tips of his feet dragged on the ground as he floated forward, but he knew he had seen nothing like this before.
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Frenzilla titled his head, yellow-red eyes blinking, first pair of eyelids then the second. Skids didn't register entirely as friendly, however - a part of Frenzy knew he was one of... them. Not sure what "them" meant, but he knew they were bad and needed to be violently torn apart.
Frenzilla chirped again, gave his tail a thrash. He then blasted atomic fire at the ground - away from the sparkeater. Looked up. So, show me what you got.
Friend or foe, either way, this would be fun.
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He screeched, admonishing the other's challenge...
Until he realized where the fire had been aiming.
The screech calmed, turning into a low chuckle, and one tentacle whipped out towards Frenzy, stopping just shy of his throat--and scritching him there, underneath.
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Frenzilla gave a deep rumble-purr in his throat, head tilting back. Even his little tail thumped happily. But, yes, back to business - Frenzilla drew away, and carefully moved aside, as if assessing the sparkeater. Such a... weird design. If he could speak, he'd ask you what those tentacles were for. But, you know, he just finds himself biting at them out of reach.
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[Action] Hehehe
Thankfully, only organic food was on Sari's menu, and was far easier to procure than flighty, escape-prone sentients. Raiding the pantry at the Hub was a nice change of pace from the constant junk pile scavenging she'd come to endure - and far less likely to be gross and smelly than what she often found squashed under rubble. It was a bit of a ride from Nexus' temple, even on her scooter, but she'd be stocked up for the next week or so if she planned it right.
But human-style fuel or not, beneath that organic shell beat the spark of a Cybertronian.
[Action] PREPARE FOR FLIGHT
His senses were telling him that a spark was nearby, but every time he went in pursuit off it he only encountered a human. He knew what humans were--he'd seen them. He remembered them. He wasn't so far gone that he couldn't reason when one was nearby and was definitely not a food source.
It was possible his hunger had simply grown great enough that he considered them to be one.
He didn't know this human, however, and so he started following, noticing the scent growing stronger every time he grew close.
Whether or not this girl could satisfy him, he didn't know...
...but given his recent luck, he was willing to try it.
Enjoy the feeling of being followed.
[Action] I AM PREPARED. AND LATE.
There is definitely something skittering around behind her, but the only people she's seen all day are just...robots. No evil bugs running around.
Still. She drives faster, and is relieved when she pulls up to the kitchens. She grabs the crate strapped on the back of her scooter and heads inside.
[Action] ALL THE TAGS FOR YOU
However, the only thing that had gone inside was the girl, and that made no sense to him. Surely, the scooter was the part with the spark?
However, it did not seem to be.
With that in mind, he floated on, following Sari through the doorway, his tentacles trailing behind him.
[Action] 83 YAY
Back to the entrance, she is oblivious to the approaching danger.