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[deadlydoctor]

WHO: Sentinel and Knock Out
WHERE: Starting off outside Solus' temple.
WHEN: Late afternoon
WHAT: Sentinel and Knock Out experiment the first effects of the colored energons
WARNINGS: Lots of absurdity. And probalby robots danclanging but that will be a fade to black so use your imagination.

There's was no better way to finish a long day than paying a visit to Rarity's spa, in Knock Out's opinion. That always brightened his mood as well as his finish. Once he was done, he decided to take a walk rather than go straight to his room.

That was when he found a small growth of pink crystals clustered the Spa's building. He took one of them, studying it. The medic got used to see some mechs here drink pink-ish energon but he never saw it in a raw state lying around.]

Comments

[primest]

[REALLY DEEP LONG SUFFERING SIGH, then he hesitantly follows.]

Sure. Just don't stab me.

[deadlydoctor]

[Where's the fun in having everything served to you on a silver platter?]

Why would I do that? I told you many times that I'm on the Autobot's side.

YOUUUU MOTHERFUCKER

[primest]

Uh huh. Sure.

[NOPE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE IT.

good job that green energon coursing through his robo-veins is pushing him in the direction of "HELL YES"! this sure would be awkward otherwise.]

8D YOU STILL WANT ME BABY

[deadlydoctor]

It's really so hard to believe? I'm a hero, I saved them from Starscream. [Kinda sorta. This is how he explains it and it's partially true.]

My room is in the last floor. [One of them, anyway.] And it's soundproofed.

[primest]

You're a hero. Of course.

[HOW CLEARLY DOES HE NOT BELIEVE THAT (IT'S A LOT).]

Noted.

[deadlydoctor]

Something tells me you don't believe me, call it a six sense.

[Knock Out even opens the gates of the temple for you, Sentinel, isn't he nice?]

I think It might come in handy. Unless you are the quiet type. Somehow, I find that hard to believe. [Smirking oh so much right now.]

do u wanna fade to black soon

[primest]

Funny.

[he'll just barge past you. let's just get this over with OK OK.]

Aye, feel free to do it after this reply if you want!

[deadlydoctor]

Such witty reply. [Great. Don't mind Knock Out staring at your aft as you walk by, Sentinel.

Ey, stop acting like you are a poor victim, you can always say no. But again, where's the fun in that, though?] There's an elevator to the right, unless you feel like walking. No point on getting tired before it's time, though.

BOOM FADEOUT because i am a wuss

[primest]

I'm saving my razor sharp wit for later.

[he doesn't pay it any heed, because YES HE IS HOT AS FUCK THANKS FOR NOTICING FINALLY.]

"Before it's time"? Primus, you're going all the way with this, aren't you?

[HE WILL NOT LET YOU LIVE THIS DOWN, BRO.]

S'OKAY SO I AM~♥ AND SUDDENTLY...it's tomorrow

[deadlydoctor]

I bet it will be an unforgettable experience. [Seeing your wit, that's it.] We are. As much fun as I can have on my own. it's more entertaining when there's two people involved. Or more.

[Like you are being any better, Sentinel. Once they finally reach his room, Knock Out is the first one to walk inside it. The door's open, Sentinel can't leave or enter, the ball's in his court.......


......and judging by the state of Knock Out's room the next morning, it's clear that Sentinel chose to stay. The medic is still sleep, happily unaware that it's already morning]

WE ARE THE BIGGEST BABIES

[primest]

[waking up in an unfamiliar berth? that's not something he's used to. did he get totally rat-ass drunk again?

no, he only does that alone in his own room.

sentinel turns over, sees knock out and... screeches like a banshee. then falls off the berth while scuttling backwards on his aft.]

ONE DAY WE WILL BE ABLE TO RP T PROPER DANGLANGING, DO NOT WORRY.....maybe 1/3

[deadlydoctor]

[JESUSFUCKINGCHRISTPRIMUS, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT.

Is the world ending?

Did Unicron come back?

Are there zombies again...?]

2/3

[deadlydoctor]

[...ah. No, just Sentinel.

Knock Out almost fell from the berth himself, good job.]

3/3

[deadlydoctor]

...you really aren't a morning, person, hm?

[Forgive him while he turns, ready to get back to sleep. It's too early.]

fdgfjg

[primest]

[no sorry, he's wide awake now.]

Wh-- what did you do to me?!

[ALL THOSE MEMORIES OF CLANGING ARE A BAD DREAM, OBVIOUSLY.]

:3c

[deadlydoctor]

Eh, depends.Which one of the times are your referring too? We did a lot of things. [Fineeee since you feel like talking he turns to face at your stupid lovely face.]

I didn't knew you were that flexible, congrats.

[primest]

No no no no did that seriously happen? It wasn't just a bad dream?

[ok really good because he super enjoyed it but SHUT UP.

also, sitting in the floor with your head in your claw hands is obviously not pathetic at all.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Sentinel, you are breaking his spark. The pink energon effects are still affecting him.] No need to be so melodramatic. You weren't complaining yesterday night.

[No, not at all. Knock Out reaches out to pull at his arm.] Come back here, come on.

[primest]

[GOOD HE DOESN'T WANT TO RELATIONSHIP???]

I don't care! Get off me!

[knock out gets pushed off and sentinel takes a few steps backwards.] What the hell is wrong with you?!

[he didn't question it right after snorting taking a ton of green energon, but now it's starting to wear off, all he wants to do is leave and get more.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Neither does normal Knock Out. This one, though, suffers the curse of falling in love with you when he saw your huge face. Someone better bring him orange energon.]

Me? What is wrong with you now? I'm not the one acting weird all of sudden. Where do you want to go now? [Can you even walk straight, bro?]

[primest]

I'm not acting weird! Since when have you ever cared about anything I do?!

[beyond being a medic, of course.]

[deadlydoctor]

What sort of question is that? I care now, why does the past matter!?

[Knock Out stops yelling and looks confused as hell. Did he really say that? He feels both the urge to punch himself in the face and has the certainty that he wasn't lying.]

[primest]

That.

[sentinel just raises a finger, opens his mouth then slowly lowers his hand.]

Ok, no seriously. What did you do with Knock Out?

[deadlydoctor]

I'm wondering that myself....I am fine, you are imagining things.

[primest]

Really? Is this disgustingly sweet side of you something you've had to repress to be a proper Decepticon? You poor thing.

[flat, monotone. seriously knock out, you're not fooling anyone.]