songofmypeople: mine (Doe)
Tarn of the DJD ([personal profile] songofmypeople) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment_logs 2013-04-25 08:51 pm (UTC)

Drool isn't acidic, just smells slightly of beryllium

Giant animals aren't so unheard of in Ninja Land, but they usually aren't made of metal. To be quite honest, they usually have a deeper understanding of the universe than the Pet does too, but that probably has something to do with the fact that the canid in question has a brain somewhat corroded by rust and also a zombie-virus.

But hey! There's some things no amount of contagion can suppress, and no matter how whacked out on being undead the Pet got, it was still a turbofox, and girl, lemme tell you, turbofoxes LOVE to run.

So hey there, little organic, the fox noticed you were having a run, and funny thing, but it likes running too, so don't mind if it just romps over to join you, eh? And when we say 'romp' we mean a single pace probably covers the length of three Hinatas. But don't worry! You're not the first human woman its met and totally left alive! (Though you are the first without a protective metal casing, so... let's just see how this goes.)

Kid, you feel that slight vibration in the ground? That's this beast barrelling right atcha', tongue lolling out.

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