Oh it's ALL fun until the chopper shows up and starts shooting you in the eye.

And may he notice what freakishly teeny little eyes you have? Almost as freakish and teeny as those...what are those? ARMS? Seriously?

But Whirl's INCREDIBLY witty comment about mud and your eye gets cut short by the...ew, gross. What the slag is that? Whatever it is, it really burns on his tailrotor. He starts spinning, out of control, and barely manages to shift to his bot mode before landing. "THE FRAG IS WITH YOU AND MY AFT."