Young -- very young. And falling back on old, bad habits to get attention, and be entertained. His old teacher would have decked him for it by now. Then again, if Ironhide were here, his behavior would have been very different.

"If you're calling him 'other half', you're so far beyond sappy couple I don't think I should touch it."

Relationships aren't his thing.

... Too much to go wrong. To much to lose. Best to keep away.