[Okay, so originally Ratchet was going to shout at Blurr until something exploded, but that was before Blurr managed to look so pathetic.]

Ugh.

[Ratchet leans forward and flicks Blurr's forehead.]

You are absolutely infuriating.

[And then he huffs and picks Blurr up, holding him to his chest like a mother might hold her child. He's small enough that this really is the most efficient way of carrying him.]

What would you have done if something happened? What if you'd fallen and couldn't get up? Honestly, it's like I'm herding hatchlings or something.

[Just because he's not going to yell your audials off doesn't mean you don't get a lecture >|]