songofmypeople: mine (Spoon full of sugar)
Tarn of the DJD ([personal profile] songofmypeople) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment_logs 2012-12-18 06:05 am (UTC)

'Stay back,' 'I meant it,' 'Help,' and 'OH PRIMUS I THINK IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME,' are really all about the same to the creature, and yeah, it gets those a lot.

McZombie Paws translation: '~Hey big boy, I'm delicious, and my crunchy exterior is hiding the most yummy chewy interior. You should totally put me in your mouth. Also, good dog turbofox. Who's a good turbofox? YOU are! Yes you are! Yes you are!'

Of course, like any good turbofox, the Pet could only oblige Thundercracker's wishes. Luckily for everyone involved (just the pet, really), Thundercracker was suffering from a bad case of G1 targeting systems and plot-convenient poor aim. This allowed our darling little beast to launch itself down from its garbage-high-ground, to latch onto TC's legs with teeth and claws.

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