Really, Whirl - between you and Frenzy, who has the higher chances of landing a date? Landing not being literal.

"Geddoff!" Frenzy continues wriggling, tearing into the ground, trying to pull himself free. Then Whirl starts shimmying and-- "Ugh gross you freak!" he screams, and twists just enough to slam his tiny fist in the small of the 'copter's back.