"Aw, I was only joking actually. Well mostly. I'm sure you wouldn't really doubt me."

Wing likes to be useful, and when he's this drunk acting as furniture is about the best he can manage. That and comic relief.

"Heeeeey-hey. Watch what you're snuggling up against down there arite? Eeeesh." He's only half joking, really. And he's only half-complaining too.

"No it doesn't. Seem logical." He guesses. What where they talking about before?

"NEVER!" He kind of shouts, as if appalled she suggest that he give-up. "You're not under the table yet. Annnnd neither am I!"