"Fine, fine then, don't forget it." Have it your way, pigeon. Gunmax just runs a hand down his face, looking like he's talking about the most horrible thing in the world.

"Uh, because I'm kind of a shitty person and a selfish prick and a horrible influence, and he's this perfect little boyscout who is literally nice to everybody and can practically do no wrong ever? We'll start with that."