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[primest]

WHO: knock out and sentinel
WHERE: a nondescript area in the junk pile
WHEN: todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
WHAT: idiots being idiots also one of them gets shot for being an idiot (it's knock out)
WARNINGS: a little bit of robo-blood and also probably lots of robot swearing



Quite possibly the worst thing about being surrounded by mechs you hate means that it gets quite hard to avoid them all.

Thankfully, the Junk Pile was a thing that existed and something that was hideously easy to find neat spots that no-one had any interest in going near. This space even had a neat little robo-couch! Those are so hard to find! Sentinel would carry it back to his room if he cared enough to clean it properly.

Oh, well. Back to being an avoidant dumbshit baby and shooting at those little makeshift targets he made with his totally-not-given-by-the-Pillar-gun. Stopping every now and then to make sure he's still alone and that no-one would get in the way like Cliffjumper taught him.

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[deadlydoctor]

"What did I do to deserve you, Sentinel." No, really. WHAT? He asks himself that very often. Knock Out's sure all this is bad karma for his previous decepticon life. Either is Sentinel's bad luck or his own bad karma, he's sure the universe is having a blast laughing at them.

Moving a hand up to hold onto Sentinel's arm for balance, Knock Out has to blink a few times before being able to answer. If asked, he will say he only grabbed the other mech's arm so he could frown at him properly. It's not as he needed the support or anything.

"In case you missed the bright blue pool around us, I'm short on energon right now." He's not letting you go, bro, if you want him to stand up you will have to help him. Knock Out's angry and that is helping but he's also a really pathetic creature when he's in pain.

[primest]

"Oh, please. Like you'd want anyone else saving your life."

Guess what he is never going to let go? It is that. He'd consider this pay back if he cared enough to think he owed Knock Out for help after Ambulon slapped his shit. He does, however, let the medic cling on to him. Medically inclined he may not be, but he can still see that, in his professional opinion, Knock Out has lost a metric shitton of energon. Guess he'll just give support around Knock Out's back. It's something, at least.

[deadlydoctor]

"I can't imagine who could be except you." He lives from sarcasm too. But he's not saying anything else for a few minutes, sighing in relief as he has something to lean on. Even if that something happens to be a someone.

"....my poor finish too..."

[primest]

"Oh, suck it up. You can always get a new coat."

Sure, there's energon on him, but he's not in the state that a few hours in the washrack won't fix.

[deadlydoctor]

"It takes a lot of time an effort to achieve this level of perfection" He snorts, almost affronted. "Not like any you would understand..."

Knock Out leans some more on Sentinel, optics dim. He's close to get into assistant, which can't be good in his current state. Perhaps someone should drag him to the medbay.

[primest]

"Uh huh, sure."

Ugh, yeah, he can see that. "I don't think you could walk that. Could I carry you, or would that tear the wound open again?"

[deadlydoctor]

"Hmmm...eh?" Yep, he was dozing off. Give him a second to process all that.

"No, I sealed it well, it won't open unless you drop me. Are you really offering me help? Oh Primus, I am really DYING AREN'T I? Tell Sora I left him my buffer and my firelizard."

Aside from that, no one's allowed to touch any of his stuff.

[primest]

Every time he starts falling asleep, he'll get shaken. Don't do that.

"Yeah, I'll make sure to put what I mentioned on your obituary."

Enjoy getting carried like the prissy goddamn princess you are, Knock Out.

[deadlydoctor]

But he's sleepyyyyyy.

"Really considerate of you."

You say that as if he's going to complain about being carried to places. He could get used to it if it doesn't involve him bleeding to death. "You are stronger than you look like."

[primest]

STOP BEING A WUSS.

"It's the least I can do. I'll take first claim for all your stuff, too." Not that Knock Out even has anything he wants beyond general paint coat-y taking care of things. High class buffer! "Obviously. I wouldn't be where I am if I was weak."

[deadlydoctor]

HE THINKS HE'S DYING, HE'S GOING TO BE A WUSS IF HE WANTS TO

"No way. I will come back as a phantom and haunt you all day." He leans against sentinel, closing his optics. "Fair point."

[primest]

Hahahahaha nope, he shakes Knock Out off again.

"Too bad ghosts aren't real. Guess I'll miss out on your haunting."

[deadlydoctor]

"Ghn...stop that." Whine, whine, whine. He wrigles against Sentinel but he gets that he has to stay awake.

"Wrong. We had a ghost here, time ago. He had seem really amazing hair too. We also had demons. One was an angel first, though, she worked in my clinic as my secretary."

You might believe he's babbling due to energon loss, Sentinel, but no. All that happened.

[primest]

Yeah, no, he's pretty sure Knock Out is just babbling because he's lost so much energon. Sentinel just rolls his optics, sighs and shakes his head.

[deadlydoctor]

Oh sentinel, never underestimate how weir this place can get. Oh well, they can talk more once they get to the medbay.