dinnerdate: (ooohhh that's what you meant)
Dead End ([personal profile] dinnerdate) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment_logs2014-08-01 02:50 am

[OPEN] drink yourself dead

WHO: OPEN
WHERE: The bar.
WHEN After that big news about Unicron coming is dropped. What fun.
WHAT: Everyone's doomed. We're all gonna die. Why not drink until you can't remember that fact!
WARNINGS: None?


[Well this was it. This was the end of everything, and of course he'd end up back just to see it. What could any of them do against someone like Unicron? Unicron was the reason he ate people, and that hadn't even been on purpose! Yeah, there was nothing any of them would be able to do... And that wasn't even thinking about how his glyph had been acting odd and making him feel a bit off. He'd just stick inside the bar, making drinks until they all died. Not like he'd be much help anywhere else. Maybe it would get his mind off the incoming doom.

Probably not though.]



[Go forth and tag around. Make your own threads, hijack other ones, anything and everything!]
happyclappyhippydrippy: (where is your nose dude)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-08-02 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[BLUGH EW FEELINGS actually drift likes feelings no blugh ew on his end]

I admit, I kind of liked the speeches. They didn't usually drag on too long, and he always knew exactly what to say to get everyone's sparks in the right place.

[ho ho Drift sips at his cube thoughtfully.]

You know who else was really good with his words? Megatron. Horrible person, obviously, but I have to give him credit where it's due. That guy could work a crowd.
primest: <user name="lylith-st"> (i would be happy to help but)

[personal profile] primest 2014-08-02 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I think if you met the Optimus I know, you wouldn't be saying he knew exactly what to say.

[he takes another drink, shrugs.] I never did like that 'Autobot machine' speech. Probably because half of it is telling you you're a cog.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (but what IS the one piece)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-08-03 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like he was going for like, a teamwork thing? I don't know, I'd have to hear it.
primest: (i hate you all)

[personal profile] primest 2014-08-03 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, because I like to motivate the people under my command by calling them cogs.

[a beat.] I'm pretty sure Jetfire or Jetstorm would just start laughing...
happyclappyhippydrippy: (he's dead jim)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-08-03 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I mean, I can think of worse things to call people.
primest: (SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS)

[personal profile] primest 2014-08-03 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm. [ANOTHER DRINK.]

Imagine a speech where it was "rusty hatch sucking malfunction"...

[guess who is now tipsy.]
happyclappyhippydrippy: (Default)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-08-03 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Drift snorts, laughing like an asshole because apparently BOOZE MAKES SENTINEL FUNNY]

My last captain, right? If it weren't for me writing all his speeches, they totally would have come out like that.
primest: (i have a cunning plan...)

[personal profile] primest 2014-08-03 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[wow rude his humour is 100% all the time.]

Primus! Who was he? That sounds like... some Brawn level slag.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (he starts calling me a)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-08-04 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
His name's Rodimus. Used to go by Hot Rod, but it's not the same Hot Rod as the one already here. I mean, he was more than just my captain, he's my best friend.

[Aaaand then there's the whole awkward silence realization of something awful thing.]

I may never see him again. Or anyone, I guess.
primest: (ROLLS EYES)

meta tag meta tag

[personal profile] primest 2014-08-04 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[sentinel just leans back against the chair and stares at the ceiling. he's been dealing with that every day since he arrived, bruh.]

Mmmm. Anyone else might say that the friends you've made here make it all worth it but... I don't think that's true. Sure, I've known you guys for a year now but it's nothing compared to the ones I had for thousands of years.

This is it, any chance we had for any friends we wanted to see fall through that afthole in the sky and now we're gonna die via giant ancient chaos god.

[WOW SENTINEL AREN'T YOU A BRIGHT RAY OF SUNSHINE]
Edited 2014-08-04 00:43 (UTC)
happyclappyhippydrippy: (this nendoroid is a bootleg)

I read that as MEAT TAG and was very confused

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-08-04 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Normally Drift would try to accentuate the positive, maybe try to spew some hippie bullshit about positive energies and auras and shit and how YOUR FRIENDS WILL IN YOUR SPARK FOREVER but no, fuck that. He had too much high grade in his system to be unrealistically upbeat right now.]

For what its worth, I'm glad I had a chance to meet everyone here, but you're right.

At least I got to see Wing again. I'm... really grateful for that much.
primest: <user name="lylith-st"> (i don't appreciate the dry british humou)

beat the meat

[personal profile] primest 2014-08-04 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[oh god for you you got to see YOUR friends again ugh]

At least one of us got closure.

[he's totally jelly]
happyclappyhippydrippy: (but but but)

well ok

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-08-04 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[GOD way to make Drift feel guilty about something GOOD happening to him 8(]

I... sorry.

[WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT. WHAT DO YOU SAAAAAY.]
primest: <user name="lylith-st"> (side eyes)

[personal profile] primest 2014-08-04 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[HUEHEUHUEHEUEHEU]

Ehhhnn, don't be. Seriously, I'm glad you got to commiserate with Wing again. I mean... whatever you had to commiserate over.

[sentinel is slightly nicer when he's half hammered, amazing.]
happyclappyhippydrippy: (it was just a zombie)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-08-04 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
It was a little more positive than that.

[BUT HEY GOOD EFFORT SENTINEL]
primest: (ROLLS EYES)

[personal profile] primest 2014-08-04 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[there's a pause.]

You should... go be with him. Not in this bar.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (he's dead jim)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-08-04 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[DRIFT ALSO PAUSES, like he's just realized the most OBVIOUS THING EVER.]

Slag, you're... you're right. I didn't even mean to stop in here for so long.
primest: <user name="lylith-st"> (can u not)

[personal profile] primest 2014-08-04 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[he snorts]

Idiot.

[his heart's not in it, though. go, just leave him to be alone ;_;]
happyclappyhippydrippy: (o hey im alive)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-08-04 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[OH HE'S GONNA. maybe. He makes like he's going to stand up, but stops himself.]

Are you... Are you going to be okay? I mean, I can stay a little longer, I think. I might need time to sober up, anyway. Before I talk to him.
primest: i hate robots (did you really just fucking say that)

[personal profile] primest 2014-08-04 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[uuugh THIS IS TOO MANY EMOTIONS]

What? Of course I'll be fine. Why wouldn't I be? [a beat and he stumbles on his words a bit, both due to the energon and because he doesn't really want to know the answer to that and REGRETS ASKING] Uhh, straight oil can be. Good for sobering up.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (blah blah blah)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-08-04 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I can think of a few reasons.

[But he won't. he'll just settle back on his ass and order something that won't DRUNK HIM]

Sounds good to me.
primest: (SERIOUSLY)

[personal profile] primest 2014-08-04 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure they're all wrong. I'm fine.

[MMM DENIAL MMMMMM]

So, uh. What First Forged did you get?

[what do you mean he's making conversation so drift won't leave WHAT DO YOU MEAN SIR]
happyclappyhippydrippy: (is that accurate)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-08-04 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
None of us are fine right now, but nice try.

[You know what small talk is nice lets small talk]

Oh, um. Vector Prime. What about you?
primest: (whatever helps you sleep at night)

[personal profile] primest 2014-08-04 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Same. I met him once, he's kind of an aft.

[handwave. of course sentinel is the only one who hates his first forged. because he didn't get any cool abilities]
happyclappyhippydrippy: (this nendoroid is a bootleg)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-08-04 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
At least you got to meet him. I feel like I'm blindly following some random weirdo into battle.

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