badboybikerbot: (YO)
GUNMAX {BP-601} ([personal profile] badboybikerbot) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment_logs2014-05-28 03:45 pm

closed loggage bros

WHO: DECKARD, GUNMAX, KNOCK OUT
WHERE: round abouts the police station I GUESS
WHEN: that one time. like Thursday.
WHAT: immature robots harassing poor poor Deckard
WARNINGS: Gunmax.

Also language and discussion of mature adultly type stuff because Gunmax and Knock Out are literally the biggest jerks.

[Screwing with Deckard: easily one of Gunmax's new favorite past times, next to deliberately pissing Power Joe off and pulling stupid, childish pranks on Prowl. Since two of these three things were no longer options, it meant poor boyscout Deckard was now the entire focus of Gunmax's boredom. Congratulations, baby.

Today, Gunmax had "recruited" Knock Out to assist with Operation: Totally Mature Adults (Operation: Poor Life Choices had been a close second), and the biker had decided that they should wait around outside the police station to get the jump on the poor dork whenever he was finished doing cop stuff for the day. The only issue with that was the fact that Deckard actually did all of his work because there was a very good chance he actually cared about this job a lot more than Gunmax did, so there was no telling when he'd actually be finished. To Gunmax's credit thought, at least he kept this in mind and wasn't charging in to annoy Deckard when he was in the middle of something that was actually important.

So for now, it was just Knock Out and Gunmax waiting around to be dickheads. Seems legit.]


So, how's that whole not having a nose thing working out for you?

[The small talk could have been better. Hopefully Deckard wouldn't be too long.]
deadlydoctor: (Hips don't lie)

[personal profile] deadlydoctor 2014-05-28 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't miss what you never had. Besides, I can smell things just fine, that's what sensors are for. How's not having eyes working for you?

[The medic knows that Gundmax can see perfectly fine under the visor but someone had to maintain a proper level of maturity in the conversation. Clearway, it was not going to be him.

Soon enough Deckard's shift will be over and he leave the building to do...whatever law robots like Deckard did when they weren't working. Knock Out had no idea. They probably went to find a cat to save from a tree. Point is, he would finally be available and at their mercy.]